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• To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other
  Jack Handy
• Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
  Matt Groening
• I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.
  Stephen Wright
• I know! I'll transcribe the conversations between the voices in my head and send them to you!
  David Borenstein
• Enough research will tend to support your theory
• Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time.
  Stephen Wright
• If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
  Stephen Wright
• If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
  Stephen Wright
• You see beauty where you desire to see it. You see ugliness where you are afraid to see beauty.
  Conversations with God -book
• Innocence is the feeling deep inside that you know that there’s something good, and that good is God, and you know He’ll always be there.
  Joan of Arcadia
• I don't like small birds. They hop around so merrily outside my window, looking so innocent. but I know that secretly, they're watching my every move and plotting to beat me over the head with a large steel pipe and take my shoe.
  Jack Handy
• That's the whole problem with science. You've got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder
  Bill Watterson
• The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science
  Albert Einstein
• What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?
  Irv Kupcinet
• I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once
  Jennifer Yane
• Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
  Thomas H. Huxley
• A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word 'darkness' on the walls of his cell.
  C. S. Lewis
• Education without values, as useful as it is, seems rather to make man a more clever devil.
  C. S. Lewis
• Only as you do know yourself can your brain serve you as a sharp and efficient tool. Know your own failings, passions, and prejudices so you can separate them from what you see.
  Bernard M. Baruch
• I object to violence because when it appears to do good, the good is only temporary; the evil it does is permanent.
  Mahatma Gandhi
• The longest journey is the journey inward.
  Dag Hammarskjold
• The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it.
  Carl Jung
• I could not say I believe. I know! I have had the experience of being gripped by something that is stronger than myself, something that people call God.
  Carl Jung
• Life is like an ever-shifting kaleidoscope - a slight change, and all patterns alter.
  Sharon Salzberg